Today I bought extra virgin olive oil. After I used it it was just olive oil.

I’m making a coat out of pancakes. I call it my flapjacket.

A new study came out identifying where watermelons get their color from...Watermelanin

“I don’t know if I should be impressed or concerned that the parrot knows so many curse words.”

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Winter is Coming...

What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo?  Japancakes!

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

On a cold and rainy night during the era when traveling salesmen still pedaled goods door to door, Gary, a young English wallpaper representative breaks down on an Irish coun…

(All spoken parts are to be told in a heavy French accent)

We're rolling over our graves!

A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

It's Paradise!

A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 50th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel...

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders…

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day. One day at school, a young boy nam…

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?"

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

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