🐻 Dave and the Bear

 

You have the right to bear arms.

    It was a day like any other at the office for Dave, when all of a sudden, a bear opens his door.

Surprise to see a talking bear, Dave freaked out and yelled,  "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING BEAR!"

Then the Bear freaked out, "HOLY SHIT! IT'S DAVE!"

Then the Bear said, "We're out of coffee," and he left.

Dave was obviously surprised that a literal bear opened his door. He almost thought he may have been smoking something, but he brushed it off immediately. "Maybe someone is pulling a prank, I don't know." But later when he goes to the break room, he learns that they are definitely out of coffee.

The next day, Dave is at his workplace again, and wouldn't you know, the same bear opens the door.

"The AC is going out." says the Bear, and he left.

And of course, the AC went out. It was hot at his desk, and he tried to keep cool, but he got through the rest of the day. "This is just awful," says Dave.

And then on the third day, the bear opened his door again.

"You're being laid off." and the bear promptly left.

"WHAT?" he said. And just like that, he went to the manager's office to ask him directly. "Is it true? Am I really being laid off?"

"Oh," says the manager, "I was planning to tell you this afternoon, but yes its true. Who told you may I ask?"

"WHO TOLD ME?" says Dave. "There has a Bear visiting me every day at my office! Who is he?"

And the Manger says, "Oh he's new here. He is the Bear of Bad News."

The next day, it was a day like any other at the office for Dave, when all of a sudden, the bear again opens his door.

"HOLY SHIT! IT'S DAVE!", says the Bear, and faints.

A co-worker witnessed this and asked another co-worker, "Why did the bear faint?"

The second co-worker replied, "I guess the bear just couldn't handle seeing Dave in person."

The first co-worker is incredulous. "That bear knows Dave?"

"Of course", says the second co-worker. "Everyone knows Dave."

Image: © Ron Leishman