Payback's a Bitch

The Department of Justice was putting together a new special forces unit...

A sweet old lady is accused of murder and now she is in the witness stand under oath before the English court to tell her side of the story.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph? A frog in a blender...

What did the Big Bad Wolf do after his workout? He huffed and he puffed.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Hello, Suicidal Hotline how can I help you?

What's faster than a Black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.

You shouldn't make jokes about people in wheelchairs, they can't even stand up for themselves.

We're rolling over our graves!

Once there was a boy in 5th grade, and he really liked this girl (a simp), and he knew that she liked the color purple.

There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.

An Englishman, a German, and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders…

A young man born without arms approached the local rectory to inquire about work.

What I want written on my tombstone: "Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake."

Two guys are out on a hiking trip and get sick of each other’s company, so they decide to go off on their own for the day. They come back at the end of the day and sit around th…

What Follows Next Is Shocking...

One day I was walking across a bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I immediately shouted to him, "Stop! Don't do it!"