Lead them to Paradise

I hate jokes about prom. The punch line is always too long.

Later, Gator!

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

It's Not Perfect...

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.

What did the Big Bad Wolf do after his workout? He huffed and he puffed.

Today I bought extra virgin olive oil. After I used it it was just olive oil.

And it's not Bud Light!

I’m making a coat out of pancakes. I call it my flapjacket.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Happy Chinese New Year. Because the regular new year has already proven to be an irredeemable failure.        It was Chinese New Year, and it happened to be the year of the d…

A new study came out identifying where watermelons get their color from...Watermelanin

Groundhog Day is like a Groundhogapsy – a prediction from a furry palm instead of a crystal ball.

John 14:2

“I don’t know if I should be impressed or concerned that the parrot knows so many curse words.”

Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

You wonder my elephants are always so broke because they work for peanuts.

Got a dead grandparent? Call the Vultures!

The Man, the Meme...

Why So Blue?

My New Year Resolution for 2024 is 3840 x 2160.