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🛠️ The Carpenter
There was a man named Joe, a carpenter who made incredible furniture.

🦍 A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead (go to Africa)
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunette and one redhead...

❌ Crossover
One day I was walking across a bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I immediately shouted to him, "Stop! Don't do it!"

🐄 A Town in Poland Had Only One Cow
The only cow in a small town in Chełm, Poland stopped giving milk...

👨🏻 NSFW: Dave
In the Beginning, God created Dave...

👮🏻‍♂️ Blue Danger
Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how f…

🐄 Cows and Ideologies
Now with more cowbell.

🪂 Skydiving
Prepare to Drop

🍽️ Baked Beans
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

🔥 Worse Things in the Most Possible Way
“Could have been worse.”

🚜 A Tale of Little Timmy
Hello Deere.

🦘 A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead decided to Take a Vacation to Australia.
None of them made it back alive...

👲🏻 NSFW: The Three Worst Chinese Tortures Known to Man
This is long, but I think it's worth it.

🤦🏻‍♂️The Man and Wilson Creek Bridge
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar at  Ronoke  after work for a drink and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Wilson Creek Bridge, …

🧞 The Three Wishes
Triple the Consequences.

7️⃣ Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Check your six.

🔨 Major Update: 2.9.0 - 9/7/22
Update 2.9.0 provides new features, revisions, alterations, and adjustments to the user's overall web experience. UI Added an awesome custom cursor (not compatible with some b…

🐌 The Snail
One day a Snail decides he’s moving a little too slow...

🚗 Riding the Cars with the Boys
Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by.  They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by, and the first boy says, "I wish I could have that Cadillac.  The second b…

🐢 A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde (Die Together and Went to Heaven)
Saint Peter said, "We have only one simple rule here. Don't step on the turtles, walk carefully"

🧔🏻 Chad vs. Wojak
A based man in a cringe place can make all of the difference in the world.

🎸A Horse with a Dream of Playing the Guitar.
So, there was a horse, and this horse always had a dream of playing the guitar...

🚀 Selaco - An Indie Retro Sci-Fi First Person Shooter
This is When You Mix FEAR and Doom Together in a Cyberpunk Sci-fi setting.

🔓 A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead (Escape from Prison)
One night, there were three female fugitives escaping from the Richmond city jail.  One was blonde, one was brunette, and the other was a redhead. They had the state-police hot …

🐝 The World’s Leading Expert on European Wasps
The world’s leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop.

7️⃣ This Month @Storyteller: 9/1/22 - Brought to you by the Number Seven!
Labor Day Weekend is almost here.

🤠 The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.