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๐Ÿ› ️ The Carpenter
There was a man named Joe, a carpenter who made incredible furniture.

๐Ÿฆ A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead (go to Africa)
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunette and one redhead...

❌ Crossover
One day I was walking across a bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I immediately shouted to him, "Stop! Don't do it!"

๐Ÿ„ A Town in Poland Had Only One Cow
The only cow in a small town in Cheล‚m, Poland stopped giving milk...

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป NSFW: Dave
In the Beginning, God created Dave...

๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿป‍♂️ Blue Danger
Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how f…

๐Ÿ„ Cows and Ideologies
Now with more cowbell.

๐Ÿช‚ Skydiving
Prepare to Drop

๐Ÿฝ️ Baked Beans
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Worse Things in the Most Possible Way
“Could have been worse.”

๐Ÿšœ A Tale of Little Timmy
Hello Deere.

๐Ÿฆ˜ A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead decided to Take a Vacation to Australia.
None of them made it back alive...

๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿป NSFW: The Three Worst Chinese Tortures Known to Man
This is long, but I think it's worth it.

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป‍♂️The Man and Wilson Creek Bridge
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar at  Ronoke  after work for a drink and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Wilson Creek Bridge, …

๐Ÿงž The Three Wishes
Triple the Consequences.

7️⃣ Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Check your six.

๐Ÿ”จ Major Update: 2.9.0 - 9/7/22
Update 2.9.0 provides new features, revisions, alterations, and adjustments to the user's overall web experience. UI Added an awesome custom cursor (not compatible with some b…

๐ŸŒ The Snail
One day a Snail decides he’s moving a little too slow...

๐Ÿš— Riding the Cars with the Boys
Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by.  They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by, and the first boy says, "I wish I could have that Cadillac.  The second b…

๐Ÿข A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde (Die Together and Went to Heaven)
Saint Peter said, "We have only one simple rule here. Don't step on the turtles, walk carefully"

๐Ÿง”๐Ÿป Chad vs. Wojak
A based man in a cringe place can make all of the difference in the world.

๐ŸŽธA Horse with a Dream of Playing the Guitar.
So, there was a horse, and this horse always had a dream of playing the guitar...

๐Ÿš€ Selaco - An Indie Retro Sci-Fi First Person Shooter
This is When You Mix FEAR and Doom Together in a Cyberpunk Sci-fi setting.

๐Ÿ”“ A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead (Escape from Prison)
One night, there were three female fugitives escaping from the Richmond city jail.  One was blonde, one was brunette, and the other was a redhead. They had the state-police hot …

๐Ÿ The World’s Leading Expert on European Wasps
The world’s leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop.

7️⃣ This Month @Storyteller: 9/1/22 - Brought to you by the Number Seven!
Labor Day Weekend is almost here.

๐Ÿค  The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.