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๐ŸŽธA Horse with a Dream of Playing the Guitar.

 


So, there was a horse, and this horse always had a dream of playing the guitar...


and the horse calls up a music shop and he says, “Hey, I want to learn how to play the guitar.”


The music shop employee goes “That’s great we’ll set you up for music lessons.”


The horse responds, “Well there’s one problem, I’m a horse.”


The music store employee goes “That’s no problem, we have state of the art technology that can teach horses how to play the guitar.”


The horse says “Great!” so the horse goes in to take his music lessons and in no time he’s proficient in playing the guitar.


He’s out in his garage one day playing the guitar when his friend the sheep walks by, and the sheep says, “That’s so cool, I’ve always wanted to learn how to play the drums, how did you learn to do that?”


So, the horse gives the sheep the number to the music shop and the sheep calls them up and says, “Hey I want to learn how to play the drums.”


The music store employee goes, “Great we’ll set you up for some music lessons.” And the sheep responds, “Well, there’s one problem.”


The employee says, “What’s that?”


The sheep says, “I’m a sheep.”


The employee responds, “That’s no problem we have state of the art technology that can teach sheep how to play the drums.”


So, the sheep goes in for his music lessons and quickly becomes proficient at playing the drums.


One afternoon the sheep and the horse are both jammin out the horse’s garage when their friend the chicken walks by, and the chicken goes “That’s incredible, where did you guys learn how to do that?”


They tell him about the music shop and the chicken goes, “Thats so cool, I’ve always wanted to learn how to sing.


So, the chicken calls up the music shop and he said, “Hey I want to sign up for vocal lessons.”


The shop employee responds, that’s great what time are you free?”


The chicken says, “Well, I’m free whenever, but there’s one issue.”


The employee asks, “What’s that.”


The chicken says, “I’m a chicken.”


The employee goes, “That’s no problem, we have state of the art technology that can teach chickens how to sing.”


So the chicken goes and takes his vocal lessons and when he’s done, the horse, the sheep, and the chicken all form a band.


One day they’re jammin out in the horse’s garage when they decided to record a video of a song and upload it to YouTube.


The song went viral. Soon enough they were a full-on band and going around the world on tour playing their music.


At the airport before one of their flights to the show location, as the plane is about to board, the horse goes, “I need to use the bathroom, I’ll catch up with you guys before the flight takes off.”


Both the chicken and the sheep board the plane, but the horse took too long in the bathroom and missed the departure time.


As the horse is waiting for a new flight, he finds out the plane the sheep and the chicken were on crashed and they both died.


The horse being very understandably upset about losing his two friends decides to go into the airport bar and get a drink. He walks in and orders a vodka cranberry, and the bartender says, 

“Why the long face?”


Image: chalicothere 

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