A man buys a secondhand car. It's an old, run-down Datsun. The man buys the car, but as he's driving home it breaks down. When he lifts the hood, he notices that there'…

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by.  They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by, and the first boy says, "I wish I could have that Cadillac.  The second b…