Neighbors: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument.

Democracy is for Losers. It doesn't matter who wins. The little hats always win at the end.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph? A frog in a blender...

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

I just read that in Richmond, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

What's faster than a Black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

One day, the Aliens come to visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English for some reason.

Some age like wine, some like bread.

There is something on the windshield. Sometimes when flying very low, we get small children stuck on our airplane windshield.

A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

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One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So, he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He cli…

Yankees...

"The South will rise again."

The Wokness pandemic is a serious problem in Western Society, it has slowly infected millions of lives since 2011. Here's how to avoid it and stop the spread.  Side-effects f…

We're proud to present, Reality.  Reality gives you the opportunity to have fresh air and experience a fourth dimension. Our competitor, Metaverse, is actively encouraging peo…

The Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an Elf and you w…

Cracker Barrel will be busy this month as we celebrate our pride of the race that ended slavery, invented lightbulbs, trains, airplanes, and the internet; here's the innovatio…