Arkansas' worst creation...

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

There’s a lot to be said in his favor, but it’s not nearly as interesting.

A sweet old lady is accused of murder and now she is in the witness stand under oath before the English court to tell her side of the story.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph? A frog in a blender...

Today I bought extra virgin olive oil. After I used it it was just olive oil.

And it's not Bud Light!

Happy Chinese New Year. Because the regular new year has already proven to be an irredeemable failure.        It was Chinese New Year, and it happened to be the year of the d…

Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

What's faster than a Black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.

Winter is Coming...

What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo?  Japancakes!

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

On a cold and rainy night during the era when traveling salesmen still pedaled goods door to door, Gary, a young English wallpaper representative breaks down on an Irish coun…

You shouldn't make jokes about people in wheelchairs, they can't even stand up for themselves.

We're rolling over our graves!

A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.