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Main highway!
Off the beaten path...

πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί European Travels
Off to the West, we go!

πŸ”§ Quick Fix: 3.0.1 - 9/18/23
It's hard to believe it's been over a year since our last Quick Fix; anyway, here's what we changed in Version 3.0.1. Removed bloated and unnecessary code Changed co…

πŸ„ Dave and the Shrooms
A dude that likes mushrooms is a fun-gi.

πŸ¦† πŸ‡Oscar and Harold.
A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

🐷 The Pig Story
A perfect name to call a pig that always talks too much is Hogwash.

πŸ’š The Little Green Man
It's Okay to be Green.

🧞‍♂️ NSFW: Three Best Wishes
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

πŸ‡πŸ» The Racehorses
Still complaining? Get off your high horse!

🐝 Troubled Bumblebee
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

πŸ’ The Missing Four Point Tool
What's a monkey's favorite game? Hangman!

πŸ’€ PKD: The Skull
Conger agreed to kill a stranger he had never seen. But he would make no mistakes because he had the stranger's skull under his arm.

πŸ“ž Dave at the Suicide Hotline.
Hello, Suicidal Hotline how can I help you?

🌴 Bob and Frank Lost in the Desert
Want to hear a dry joke? A desert.

🍈 The Melon
Sweet 'n Juicy!

πŸ‘️ PKD: The Eyes Have It
A little whimsy, now and then, makes for good balance. Theoretically, you could find this type of humor anywhere. But only a topflight science-fictionist, we thought, could hav…

🌡 Dave in the Desert
Everything in the desert wants to kill you!

πŸ”₯ NSFW: June's Teeth
What's faster than a Black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.

🌴 The Adventures of Bob and Frank
Two friends, Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they run into a group of bloodthirsty cannibals.

🌭 The Hot Dog
So 'merican, you can taste it!

♊ Gemini Teeth
If I Pinch You, Does Your Twin Feel It?

Is it too late for Mother's Day?
My mother taught me many things, here are the few.

🐻 Dave and the Bear
You have the right to bear arms.

πŸ’Ž PKD: The Crystal Crypt
Stark terror ruled the Inner-Flight ship on that last Mars-Terra run. For the black-clad Leiters were on the prowl ... and the grim red planet was not far behind.   By Phil…

🌑️ NSFW: Cold Amish Paradise
Winter is Coming...

πŸ’± NSFW: Business Deal in Japan
What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo?  Japancakes!

πŸͺ– REVIEW: Aliens: Fireteam Elite
It's Game Over Man, Game over!

πŸ”₯ OPINION: How to "Fix" Alien³
It was Born from Development Hell!

πŸ’ƒπŸΌ NSFW: Arti and his Younger Sister.
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

☔ NSFW: On a Cold and Rainy Night
On a cold and rainy night during the era when traveling salesmen still pedaled goods door to door, Gary, a young English wallpaper representative breaks down on an Irish coun…

❄️ Chief Weatherman
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

πŸ’° A Filthy Rich Florida Man
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

🦽 NSFW: The Sad Wheelchair Girl
You shouldn't make jokes about people in wheelchairs, they can't even stand up for themselves.

🚘 A Man Buys a Secondhand Car
A man buys a secondhand car. It's an old, run-down Datsun. The man buys the car, but as he's driving home it breaks down. When he lifts the hood, he notices that there'…

πŸ‘½ Aliens visit Earth
One day, the Aliens come to visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English for some reason.

🐰 A Guy Runs Over the Easter Bunny
What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A bunny toot!

πŸ•‍🦺 Free Talking Dog
I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence.

⚙️ The Screw and the Bellybutton
Before I met you, I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.

πŸ„πŸ½‍♂️ A Fijian man and a Kiwi tourist
A Fijian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when a New Zealand tourist, chewing gum, sat next to him...

πŸ— PKD: Beyond Lies the Wub
The slovenly wub might well have said: Many men talk like philosophers and live like fools.

🌼 The Legend of the Dogwood Tree
The legend about the dogwood tree is quite widely known in the Cumberlands, as elsewhere in the State of Virginia.

🌳 NSFW: It's Springtime in the Bois de Boulogne.
(All spoken parts are to be told in a heavy French accent)

πŸ₯Ά The Ice Sculpture Contest
It’s so cold that Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.

☘️ Shaun, the Leprechaun, and the Bananas.
They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.

πŸ—Ί️ Geography of a Woman
Some age like wine, some like bread.

πŸ›«The 35 Greatest Lies in Aviation
There is something on the windshield. Sometimes when flying very low, we get small children stuck on our airplane windshield.

🀒 Really Bad Breath
A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met, and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went int…

⚰️ NSFW: Ways to be Offensive at Funerals
We're rolling over our graves!

πŸ•΄πŸ» NSFW: A New Suit
...can be expensive.

🚒 NSFW: Your Wish is my Command.
A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.