Earth maintained an important garrison on Asteroid Y-3. Now suddenly it was imperiled with a biological impossibility—men becoming plants!

What do you call a cringe cheese ad? Cheesy.

Wait! Chickens can read?

It will be a gold day in hell if the mine ever shuts down.

Once upon a time, three young penguins lived in the wastes of Alaska with their parents.

Real calligraphers flourish the swells and then seal the deal

Elephants are so responsible that they keep their belongings in the trunk.      There was a big game hunter who made a practice of only shooting one of each type of big game, a…

Get Ready to Rumble!!!

I just read that in Richmond, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

Something went wrong...And Ed Fletcher got mixed up in the biggest thing in his life.

Is there anything better than deer hunting? Yeah, me neither.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

The worst thing about having a ghost in your house is the douchey ghost hunters.

A human brain-controlled spacecraft would mean mechanical perfection. This was accomplished, and something unforeseen: a strange entity called— Mr. Spaceship.

Off to the West, we go!

It's hard to believe it's been over a year since our last Quick Fix; anyway, here's what we changed in Version 3.0.1. Removed bloated and unnecessary code Changed co…

A dude that likes mushrooms is a fun-gi.

A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

A perfect name to call a pig that always talks too much is Hogwash.

It's Okay to be Green.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Still complaining? Get off your high horse!

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

What's a monkey's favorite game? Hangman!

Conger agreed to kill a stranger he had never seen. But he would make no mistakes because he had the stranger's skull under his arm.

Hello, Suicidal Hotline how can I help you?

Want to hear a dry joke? A desert.

Sweet 'n Juicy!

A little whimsy, now and then, makes for good balance. Theoretically, you could find this type of humor anywhere. But only a topflight science-fictionist, we thought, could hav…

Everything in the desert wants to kill you!

What's faster than a Black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.

Two friends, Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they run into a group of bloodthirsty cannibals.

So 'merican, you can taste it!

If I Pinch You, Does Your Twin Feel It?

My mother taught me many things, here are the few.

You have the right to bear arms.

Stark terror ruled the Inner-Flight ship on that last Mars-Terra run. For the black-clad Leiters were on the prowl ... and the grim red planet was not far behind.   By Phil…

Winter is Coming...

What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo?  Japancakes!

It's Game Over Man, Game over!

It was Born from Development Hell!

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.