Main highway!
Off the beaten path...

⛑️ PKD: Piper in the Woods
Earth maintained an important garrison on Asteroid Y-3. Now suddenly it was imperiled with a biological impossibility—men becoming plants!

๐Ÿง€ Young Cheesemaker Chester
What do you call a cringe cheese ad? Cheesy.

๐Ÿ” The Chicken That Adored Literature
Wait! Chickens can read?

⚒️ The Adventure of Jonathan Quimby
It will be a gold day in hell if the mine ever shuts down.

๐Ÿง A Tale of Three Young Penguins
Once upon a time, three young penguins lived in the wastes of Alaska with their parents.

๐Ÿ“ The Calligrapher
Real calligraphers flourish the swells and then seal the deal

๐Ÿ˜ The Pink Elephant
Elephants are so responsible that they keep their belongings in the trunk.      There was a big game hunter who made a practice of only shooting one of each type of big game, a…

๐ŸฅŠ The #1 Boxer
Get Ready to Rumble!!!

๐Ÿ›️ The Robberies at Richmond
I just read that in Richmond, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿป PKD: The Adjustment Team
Something went wrong...And Ed Fletcher got mixed up in the biggest thing in his life.

๐ŸฆŒ Bob and Frank Go Hunting
Is there anything better than deer hunting? Yeah, me neither.

๐Ÿคก Clown Revenge
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

๐Ÿ‘ป The Huanted House
The worst thing about having a ghost in your house is the douchey ghost hunters.

๐Ÿš€ PKD: Mr. Spaceship
A human brain-controlled spacecraft would mean mechanical perfection. This was accomplished, and something unforeseen: a strange entity called— Mr. Spaceship.

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ European Travels
Off to the West, we go!

๐Ÿ”ง Quick Fix: 3.0.1 - 9/18/23
It's hard to believe it's been over a year since our last Quick Fix; anyway, here's what we changed in Version 3.0.1. Removed bloated and unnecessary code Changed co…

๐Ÿ„ Dave and the Shrooms
A dude that likes mushrooms is a fun-gi.

๐Ÿฆ† ๐Ÿ‡Oscar and Harold.
A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

๐Ÿท The Pig Story
A perfect name to call a pig that always talks too much is Hogwash.

๐Ÿ’š The Little Green Man
It's Okay to be Green.

๐Ÿงž‍♂️ NSFW: Three Best Wishes
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿป The Racehorses
Still complaining? Get off your high horse!

๐Ÿ Troubled Bumblebee
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

๐Ÿ’ The Missing Four Point Tool
What's a monkey's favorite game? Hangman!

๐Ÿ’€ PKD: The Skull
Conger agreed to kill a stranger he had never seen. But he would make no mistakes because he had the stranger's skull under his arm.

๐Ÿ“ž Dave at the Suicide Hotline.
Hello, Suicidal Hotline how can I help you?

๐ŸŒด Bob and Frank Lost in the Desert
Want to hear a dry joke? A desert.

๐Ÿˆ The Melon
Sweet 'n Juicy!

๐Ÿ‘️ PKD: The Eyes Have It
A little whimsy, now and then, makes for good balance. Theoretically, you could find this type of humor anywhere. But only a topflight science-fictionist, we thought, could hav…

๐ŸŒต Dave in the Desert
Everything in the desert wants to kill you!

๐Ÿ”ฅ NSFW: June's Teeth
What's faster than a Black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.

๐ŸŒด The Adventures of Bob and Frank
Two friends, Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they run into a group of bloodthirsty cannibals.

๐ŸŒญ The Hot Dog
So 'merican, you can taste it!

♊ Gemini Teeth
If I Pinch You, Does Your Twin Feel It?

Is it too late for Mother's Day?
My mother taught me many things, here are the few.

๐Ÿป Dave and the Bear
You have the right to bear arms.

๐Ÿ’Ž PKD: The Crystal Crypt
Stark terror ruled the Inner-Flight ship on that last Mars-Terra run. For the black-clad Leiters were on the prowl ... and the grim red planet was not far behind.   By Phil…

๐ŸŒก️ NSFW: Cold Amish Paradise
Winter is Coming...

๐Ÿ’ฑ NSFW: Business Deal in Japan
What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo?  Japancakes!

๐Ÿช– REVIEW: Aliens: Fireteam Elite
It's Game Over Man, Game over!

๐Ÿ”ฅ OPINION: How to "Fix" Alien³
It was Born from Development Hell!

๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ NSFW: Arti and his Younger Sister.
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

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