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Main highway!
Off the beaten path...

🇪🇺 European Travels
Off to the West, we go!

🔧 Quick Fix: 3.0.1 - 9/18/23
It's hard to believe it's been over a year since our last Quick Fix; anyway, here's what we changed in Version 3.0.1. Removed bloated and unnecessary code Changed co…

🍄 Dave and the Shrooms
A dude that likes mushrooms is a fun-gi.

🦆 🐇Oscar and Harold.
A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

🐷 The Pig Story
A perfect name to call a pig that always talks too much is Hogwash.

💚 The Little Green Man
It's Okay to be Green.

🧞‍♂️ NSFW: Three Best Wishes
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

🏇🏻 The Racehorses
Still complaining? Get off your high horse!

🐝 Troubled Bumblebee
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

🐒 The Missing Four Point Tool
What's a monkey's favorite game? Hangman!

💀 PKD: The Skull
Conger agreed to kill a stranger he had never seen. But he would make no mistakes because he had the stranger's skull under his arm.

📞 Dave at the Suicide Hotline.
Hello, Suicidal Hotline how can I help you?

🌴 Bob and Frank Lost in the Desert
Want to hear a dry joke? A desert.

🍈 The Melon
Sweet 'n Juicy!

👁️ PKD: The Eyes Have It
A little whimsy, now and then, makes for good balance. Theoretically, you could find this type of humor anywhere. But only a topflight science-fictionist, we thought, could hav…

🌵 Dave in the Desert
Everything in the desert wants to kill you!

🔥 NSFW: June's Teeth
What's faster than a Black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.

🌴 The Adventures of Bob and Frank
Two friends, Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they run into a group of bloodthirsty cannibals.

🌭 The Hot Dog
So 'merican, you can taste it!

♊ Gemini Teeth
If I Pinch You, Does Your Twin Feel It?

Is it too late for Mother's Day?
My mother taught me many things, here are the few.

🐻 Dave and the Bear
You have the right to bear arms.

💎 PKD: The Crystal Crypt
Stark terror ruled the Inner-Flight ship on that last Mars-Terra run. For the black-clad Leiters were on the prowl ... and the grim red planet was not far behind.   By Phil…

🌡️ NSFW: Cold Amish Paradise
Winter is Coming...

💱 NSFW: Business Deal in Japan
What do they eat for breakfast in Tokyo?  Japancakes!

🪖 REVIEW: Aliens: Fireteam Elite
It's Game Over Man, Game over!

🔥 OPINION: How to "Fix" Alien³
It was Born from Development Hell!

💃🏼 NSFW: Arti and his Younger Sister.
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

☔ NSFW: On a Cold and Rainy Night
On a cold and rainy night during the era when traveling salesmen still pedaled goods door to door, Gary, a young English wallpaper representative breaks down on an Irish coun…

❄️ Chief Weatherman
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

💰 A Filthy Rich Florida Man
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

🦽 NSFW: The Sad Wheelchair Girl
You shouldn't make jokes about people in wheelchairs, they can't even stand up for themselves.

🚘 A Man Buys a Secondhand Car
A man buys a secondhand car. It's an old, run-down Datsun. The man buys the car, but as he's driving home it breaks down. When he lifts the hood, he notices that there'…

👽 Aliens visit Earth
One day, the Aliens come to visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English for some reason.

🐰 A Guy Runs Over the Easter Bunny
What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A bunny toot!

🐕‍🦺 Free Talking Dog
I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence.

⚙️ The Screw and the Bellybutton
Before I met you, I thought God didn't make mistakes, but I guess I was wrong.

🏄🏽‍♂️ A Fijian man and a Kiwi tourist
A Fijian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe, when a New Zealand tourist, chewing gum, sat next to him...

🐗 PKD: Beyond Lies the Wub
The slovenly wub might well have said: Many men talk like philosophers and live like fools.

🌼 The Legend of the Dogwood Tree
The legend about the dogwood tree is quite widely known in the Cumberlands, as elsewhere in the State of Virginia.

🌳 NSFW: It's Springtime in the Bois de Boulogne.
(All spoken parts are to be told in a heavy French accent)

🥶 The Ice Sculpture Contest
It’s so cold that Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.

☘️ Shaun, the Leprechaun, and the Bananas.
They say St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wonder if he could do that for Congress.

🗺️ Geography of a Woman
Some age like wine, some like bread.

🛫The 35 Greatest Lies in Aviation
There is something on the windshield. Sometimes when flying very low, we get small children stuck on our airplane windshield.

🤢 Really Bad Breath
A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met, and it was love at first sight. They immediately got married and went on their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the bride went int…

⚰️ NSFW: Ways to be Offensive at Funerals
We're rolling over our graves!

🕴🏻 NSFW: A New Suit
...can be expensive.

🚢 NSFW: Your Wish is my Command.
A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.