💚 The Little Green Man

It's Okay to be Green.

Once upon a time, there was a little green man who lived in a little greenhouse on a little green hill next to a highway.

One day, a woman walked up the little green hill and along the little green path to his little green door, grasped his door knocker, and knocked.

But the little green man was in the shower, so he grabbed his little green towel, held it around his little green waist, and went to answer the door.

When he answered it, the woman told him he had won the lottery and he was so surprised that he dropped his little green towel.

The woman was so shocked that she ran down the little green hill and straight into the highway, where she, unfortunately, was hit by a car and died.

Moral of the story: never cross the road when the little green man is flashing.

Because he's brighter than lighting!