🌵 Dave in the Desert

Everything in the desert wants to kill you!

    Dave was sitting in his office when his boss came inside, "Hey Dave, I got an assignment for you!"

"What is it, boss?", asked Dave.

"We've made a business agreement with a Mexican oil company and I want you to take a flight to Mexico City and sign the papers as a representative of our company."

He couldn't refuse this offer so he took it.

Dave was on a plane headed to Mexico City. This was Dave's first foreign trip and he was both excited and nervous at the same time. Strangely, he was the only passenger on board.

While Dave was on the plane, he was looking out the plane's window and he saw a seagull flying by.

"Ah, what a beautiful bird." said, Dave. 

Then the bird got sucked into the plane's turbines and it exploded, causing the plane to shake and causing turbulence.

The plane was going to crash land, and the announcer on the speaker said to jump out of the plane at the emergency door with a parachute. So, Dave got the parachute and jumped off the plane.

While the plane crash-landed in an open desert, Dave safely landed on the ground.

Hours later, Dave was walking through the hot dry Mexican desert. Vultures were flying above him and he was sweating like crazy. He was also desperate for water that he couldn't bare it.

Then he saw an old gas station, "There's probably water over there!", said Dave. In desperation, he ran over there as fast as he can to the gas station. 

When he finally reached over there, there was nobody inside, it was all dark and empty. Then a motorcycle came and stopped by.

"Oh good, someone to help me!" Dave said optimistically.

Then he heard a click sound, and it was a Mexican gangster pointing a revolver at poor Dave, he was getting robbed. Dave pissed in his pants and was acting cowardly.

He gave the robber his whole wallet with money and asked the robber to shoot a few bullets in his hat to make it believable to his wife that he was robbed.

He then asked, "Shoot a few bullets in the coat while you're at it, I want to look like I fought you and not look like a coward"

After the robber shot the coat, he said, "shoot a few holes-"

"Please, no more holes, I'm out of bullets, señor!"

"That's what I wanted to hear. now give me back the wallet and some more money for the hat and coat you destroyed before I beat you black and blue!"

Image: Ron Leishman