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๐Ÿฆ A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead (go to Africa)

 

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunette and one redhead...


They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare African tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them evil things and the explorers shall be destroyed. The tribe was going to shoot them with a bow and arrow in the head one at a time.


First, they were going to shoot at the brunette. She stepped up and they called 1-2-3 but before they could shoot, she yelled TORNADO, and everyone ducked and lay down on the ground and the brunette ran way while they ducked. The tribe got mad and swore but did not go after her.


Then the redhead stepped up and they aimed and yelled 1-2-3... but before they could shoot, she screeched FLOOD and everyone jumped and climbed up the nearest tree. The redhead took advantage and ran away. They got really mad and swore but did not go after her.


They didn't like people yelling fake incidents. Then the blonde stepped up and she thought that yelling a mother nature disaster was a good idea. They yelled 1-2-3 and the blonde yelled FIRE!



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