🥞 NSFW: Pancakes

I’m making a coat out of pancakes. I call it my flapjacket.

    Brenda and Steve took their thirteen-year-old teenage son, Johnny, to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their "little angel" appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

Then later Johnny was going on a date at Shrove Tuesday night. Nervous, he asks the father for tips. The father runs the basics down and stresses one thing. "Now son, there are only three things you can talk about : Food, Family and Philosophy".

The boy has no reason to doubt his father. He goes round the girl's house and picks her up and they drive to the restaurant.

They order food and say nothing after. It's incredibly awkward.

"So..... Do you like potato pancakes?", the boy asks.

"No.", she replies.

The awkward tension builds.

"Does your sister like potato pancakes?", he tries again.

"I don't have a sister.", she replies.

It's unbearable, the boy is mortified.

He tries again, "Okay....if you had a sister, would she like potato pancakes?"

Image: Gabriel Gurrola