There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
As the three women "mostly" matured over the years, they got married with their husbands and had a few children. Now their children are getting older and started having problems.
They were all talking one day at the cafรฉ, and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed."
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So, they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis".
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Later, the blonde and the redhead are walking in the woods when then the redhead has a heart attack and falls to the ground. Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead what do I do?"
The policeman on the phone says, "Calm down and listen to me. First, make sure that he really is dead." There is silence. Then a loud gunshot.
The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"
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After that incident, the blonde comes home to her house and decides to take a nap. Until she was woken up by a mysterious figure in dark robes holding a long sickle. It was death!
Death: It's your time. give me your hand, my child.
Blonde: No! I know that if I don't touch you then I'll never die!
Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!
Blonde: *high fives*
Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
But what’s black, blue, brown, and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who is told too many jokes about the blonde.
Image: John M. Duggan
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