🇺🇳 United Nations "survey"

This world has gone to $#!+...

The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...

* In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...

* In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...

* In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...

* In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

* In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...