🐡 This Month @Storyteller: 4/1/22 - We're selling Soffish!

Soffish! Get your Soffish right here!

This Month @Storyteller, we're selling Soffish! Yeah, that's right Soffish! The one 'n only!

ATTENTION

• This Soffish do not eat.
• Not recommended for age under 3.
• Put Soffish in a half-filled bottle, the water will be absorbed soon.

SAFETY

• Real fishes might hurt human body. Soffish is 100% harmless.
• Put Soffish beside real fish as indoor decoration is also fun.
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INSTRUCTION

• Put Soffish in water and watch it grow.
• Soffish can easily absorb water.
• Put Soffish in fish-globe or bottle as indoor decoration.
• As bath-toy is also very fun.

ATTENTION

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• Transparent resin might come out of the Soffish. If so, clean it with water.
• Do not keep Soffish in water too long.

UPDATE: Soffish is Missing! If finding, please return to Bungie Studios. Do not eat! Do not return it to Storyteller Studios, we're not responsible for this mess! It's April's fault. (Never hire a woman for this kind of job.)