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| What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A bunny toot! |
It was a sunny Sunday when a man is driving along a highway with his 8-year-old son and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
They hop out of the car and the son immediately says "Daddy! You killed the Easter bunny!"
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. Then a beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible!," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." The blonde says,
"Don't worry, I know exactly what to do." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
Then the Easter Bunny jumps up, grabs its basket, and hops down the road before it stops to turn around and waves its paw at the two of them. Ten feet away he stops, turns around, and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished.
"The Easter Bunny lives! Thank you, Jesus!" says the man's son.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says, "Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave".
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