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Me at 18, being typical cynical. Fresh-out of high-school kid believed in the "I've given up in humanity" bullcrap working at a summer job at an amusement park, operating rides.
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🦌 A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead (Go Hunting)

 

 

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all went out camping and hunting together. 


After setting up camp the brunette left to go hunt. 24 hours later the brunette came back with a deer. The others were in awe of the brunette and asked, "How did you do it?"


The brunette replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, shot the deer."


The next day the redhead went out and returned 48 hours later with a bear. The blonde and brunette were in complete awe and asked, "How did you do it?"


The redhead replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, shot the bear."


The next day the blonde went out and returned three days later completely broken, bruised, and bloody. The brunette and redhead were shocked and horrified asking, "What happened!?"


The blonde replied, "Found tracks, followed tracks, got hit by a train."

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