A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde were all in a car driving down an empty road that stretched for miles alongside a farm.
“Drive faster!” Entices the Redhead.
The car picks up speed.
“Fassterrr!!” Demanding the Blonde.
The car, going well over 100, zooms by a cop. The cop turns on his lights and starts chasing the speedy vehicle. They all begin to simultaneously panic until the Blonde says:
“Look over there! A barn!”
The Brunette swiftly maneuvers the car over to the barn and they all go inside. Upon entrance, loud noises were coming from within. Too much of their surprise, inside the barn was filled with barrels. Running out of time, they all quickly scatter, and each finds a barrel to hide in.
The Brunette hides in a barrel with puppies, the Redhead hides in a barrel with kittens, and the Blonde hides in a barrel with yams.
The cop bursts through the door and is appalled by all the noise and barrels. Instead of checking each barrel for the suspects, the cop shouts:
“Come out with your hands up!”
The Brunette thinks that since the cop isn’t checking the barrels, the sound of all the animals would eventually overwhelm the cop enough for him to leave, so she starts barking.
“Woof! Woof! Woof!”
The Redhead, recognizing her friends’ voice, starts meowing:
“Meow! Meow! Meow!”
The Blonde, also recognizes what’s going on:
“Potato! Potato! Potato!”
Then the cop said, "What an appalling noise and number of barrels!"
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