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๐ŸŽช For your Amusement

Me at 18, being typical cynical. Fresh-out of high-school kid believed in the "I've given up in humanity" bullcrap working at a summer job at an amusement park, operating rides.
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๐Ÿ’ธ Inflation


 

Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…


  • My friend received a predeclined credit card in the mail.

  • CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

  • McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

  • Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

  • A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

  • A picture is now only worth 200 words.

  • The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.


  • I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty. And finally...


I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Let's Go Brandon!



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