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๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿผ Nosey Future

 

Gesundheit

I was doing a quick trip to the shop when man had appeared out of nowhere, just in front of me. He claimed to be a time traveler from 2032. When I tried to ignore him, he started to tell me a story.

"At the start of the decade, the United States collapsed and the whole world along with it and turned into shit, as theorized by the internet. With only 5 billion people left, NASA used their last plan: Find a new planet suitable for humanity."


"And how would they do that?" I turned around and asked.

"Cinematic Astro Technology" He replied.

"C-, A-- and T... CAT?" I murmured, although loud enough so he could hear me.

"They sent 3 to planets outside the solar system." He continued, ignoring me, "And 1 to Mars."

"They could of carried on using the other machine. What is it called?"

"Doesn't even matter. CAT never came back." He whispered, somberly.

"What?" I said, shocked. "What happened?"


"They say Curiosity killed the cat"



Image: Noses by Mรผge รœnlรผkoรง (2007)

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