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๐ŸŽช For your Amusement

Me at 18, being typical cynical. Fresh-out of high-school kid believed in the "I've given up in humanity" bullcrap working at a summer job at an amusement park, operating rides.
Clickety-Splits!

๐Ÿงฑ Flying Bricks

 


There are 500 bricks on a plane...


How many are left? 499


What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open door, put elephant in, close door


What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door


The Lion King is having a party and all the animals are invited. One doesn’t show up. Which one is it? The giraffe cuz it’s stuck in the fridge


Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river, but she can only swim to get across. She makes it safely. How? The alligators are at the party


Sally dies anyway. Why? 


She’s hit in the head by a flying brick.



Image: Fliegender Backstein/TheiPatTv

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