There are 500 bricks on a plane...
How many are left? 499
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open door, put elephant in, close door
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door
The Lion King is having a party and all the animals are invited. One doesn’t show up. Which one is it? The giraffe cuz it’s stuck in the fridge
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river, but she can only swim to get across. She makes it safely. How? The alligators are at the party
Sally dies anyway. Why?
She’s hit in the head by a flying brick.
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