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❄️ This Month @Storyteller: 1/1/22 - The Dawn of a New Year

We’re still warming up from our holiday hibernation, but we’re hitting the ground running! 

This month @Storyteller, it's the new year! 2022 Will it be better, worse or the same as last time? 

Probably, worse. But not to worry. Stay away from the negative as best as possible and you'll be fine.

The 2020's is now considered the darkest decade in human history, more darker and depressing than the 1990's but more gayer...

TL:DR, Here's a list of what we will be talking about.

Alt-Tech & Alt-Media

Custom Emojis

Norfolk: Omnibus

Crimea Web-serial 

New Satire Project

Are you tired of racist diversity on everything you watch?

Are you tired of the mainstream media and their products?

Are you tired of globalists propaganda?

Want to avoid liberals, neon-cons and woke cultists?

Fear no more! We have a list of Alternative Tech and Alternative streaming services that mostly stays away from the mainstream garbage. Many people have appreciated this list and has became one of the most visited pages.

We are going to make a new page built from the ground up of lists and links to Alt-tech and Alt-Media divided into subjects with information and notes.

This year we will be adding our own custom emojis. Because we like emojis. Right now it's in experimental stage. 

:gib: Do we get to have these emojis? :chad: No, they're only for us. 

Norfolk #7 and the Omnibus will be released in February 2nd and the 22nd. 

Norfolk, a mecha/kaiju web comic with manga influence by A.E. Firestone will be in two physical editions, a standard paperback version and a hardcover collector's edition. Each edition will contain 7 issues from the web comic as it was originally presented in glorious premium ink paper in it's highest resolution possible. 

Synopsis: In the dystopian future of 2084 in the city of Norfolk, Virginia. Norfolk is the last line of defense for Western Civilization, and the Globalists want to destroy it and claim it for themselves. So, they threaten them with these ancient gigantic titans called Fathoms.

In response, the Virginian Government made their own called, Machinmas, humanoid mechanical giants designed to serve and protect the city from any threat, both foreign and domestic. The Globalists have sent waves of them, and the Machinmas are standing-by and ready, One Machinma, the Legionnaire, with his allies try to fight off the hordes of Fathoms!  

Who will win, giant or machine? 

There's two types of readers, ones that like trade paperback for it's portability and ones that like hardcover for it's durability. So, why not both?

These include

  • #1 "Legionnaire vs. Invidia (Original and Redux Versions) | Street Date: 10/31/2019*
  • #2 Legionnaire vs Gula  (Original and Redux Versions)       | Street Date: 11/20/2019*
  • #3 Acedia rules the Chesapeake!                                           | Street Date: 12/30/2019
  • #4 Crisis on Mars!                                                                  | Street Date: 2/20/2020
  • #5 Giant-Size Norfolk                                                            | Street Date: 5/5/2020
  • #6 Luxuria attacks!                                                                 | Street Date: 12/22/2021
  • #7 The Story So Far...                                                             | Street Date: 2/2/2022

* Redux Editions were released on 12/20/2020 and 4/24/21

No one likes bare-bones, so what's a book without extras?  Both editions will have:

  • Rough sketch/Art Gallery
  • Q&As
  • Character Bios and Lore explanations. 
  • All Mech and Kaiju Bios
  • Maps
The hardcover collector's edition will have.
  • Production Notes/Commentary
  • All covers and exclusive pages in premium full color
  • Exclusive back and front cover
  • Norfolk: The Tactical Tabletop Role-playing Game

Approx. 250 pages • B&W/Color • Glossy Cover •  Paperback • English Only

The standard trade paperback edition will be released on 2/22/2022, but date is subject to change. For the hardcover edition that will come in a later date due to its complexities. Stay tuned for upcoming changes and details.

A.E. Firestone's web serial, Crimea will conclude in late 2022, but you can check out all 11 chapters to read. Mr. Firestone will write the concluding final 2 chapters after he's finished revising the Norfolk: Omnibus. 

The story: In the mid 1800's, a young boy is forced to leave his homeland for a wild journey to the Crimean peninsula making a few friends, a few acquaintances and a few enemies.

New Satire Project

Yes, yes we are. That's all we have to say about this. 

Cheers, stay safe out there,

Jane Doe.


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